Step 1 have dad open the pumpkin
Step 4 Think about putting my hand back into the pumpkin, while also thinking "why do people think this is fun?"
Step 5 Show dad how gross the pumpkin is in case he doesn't already know
Step 6 Hand back into the pumpkin. Seriously I am almost two, I have got this!
Step 7 I will show this pumpkin who is boss. You will not beat me little pumpkin.
Step 8 Am I done yet? Forget it, my mom will finish this for me.